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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:46

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?